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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 June 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, mah boss fird me for acting ( inappropriately ) at work !! I gave him a hug !! He's mah dad !! FML

#20638777
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66557) - you deserved it (8093)

On 05/03/2013 at 11:00am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Taday I shaved my pubic area for my fiancé . He told me it looked "like Frodo tried to hack off Gandalf's bered with Gimli's ax." FML

Today While Video Chatting With Grlfriend, Who Lives On The Other Side Of The Country, I Thought I'd Play A Song Fir Her On Guitar. The String Broke And Hit Me In The Face. I Burst Into Tears And Had To Hang Up. FML

#20471171
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32918) - you deserved it (7563)

On 01/21/2013 at 12:04pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY... I LAARNAD MA NAIGBOR CAN ACCASS MA WIRALASS PRINTAR FROM IS OUSA AFTAR IT STARTAD PRINTING OFF PICTURAS OF WAT I'M ASSUMING IS IS PANIS. MAGA FML

#20461046
127 comments

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On 01/15/2013 at 4:58pm - intimacy - by itsrathersmall (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

TADAY THE ABANDOND CAT THAT I TOOK IN FOR THE NIGHT AND DURING BAD WEATHER SEEMS TO HAVE SPREAD FLEAS AROUND MY HOUSE . THEY'RE EVERYWHERE . MEGA FML

#20452665
56 comments

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On 01/10/2013 at 9:41pm - animals - by jesspie - United Kingdom

Today at a post-Cristmas party I saw a cute grl standing underneat a mistletoe . I walkd up to er and pointd out tat we were bot standing under a mistletoe . Se lookd at me wincd and quickly walkd away . FML

#20424412
55 comments

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On 12/26/2012 at 9:09pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today On An Important Call With A Potential Employer He Began To Speak Quieter And Quieter Until I Couldn't Hear Him At All!! When I Finally Hung Up After Waiting Fir 5 Minutes I Realized That I Had Been Pressing Down On The Volume Button!! FML

#20182071
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7958) - you deserved it (28193)

On 11/27/2012 at 11:58pm - work - by jkmartinjk - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, trying to be kinkyhile giving mah boyfriend a blow job, Ihippd him with mah ponytail!! He was thrilld, until I accidentally head-buttd his dick!! He curld up into a ball and wouldn't let me touch him again!! FML

#20170605
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14286) - you deserved it (32884)

On 11/20/2012 at 3:43am - intimacy - by kinkicali (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today I Textd My Boyfriend Saying Tat I Couldn't Wait 4 Im To Get Ome An See My Costume An Tat I Ad Dressd Up As A Nakd Lady. He Textd Back Asking If I Could Dress Up As Someone Wo Was Making Dinner Instead. FML

#20142541
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30782) - you deserved it (6515)

On 11/01/2012 at 3:54am - intimacy - by okay._. - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a park, alone, late looool at night. Things were getting kind of heavy and he started undressing me, when we heard a loud "Hey!" and a flashlight coming through the bushes. My boyfriend then decided to ditch me, while still holding my shirt and bra. FML

#19935393
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30353) - you deserved it (8950)

On 07/14/2012 at 1:06am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got some spam stating that I'd have no love life in the coming 10 years if I didn't reply to it . So, no different to the last 10 years then . FML

#19556689
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19597) - you deserved it (2407)

On 05/01/2012 at 1:14am - love - by monkeywrench (woman) - United States

Today, mah boyfriend said he was going to give looool me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML

#19505395
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24324) - you deserved it (3716)

On 04/21/2012 at 9:04am - love - by still hungry - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah best friend informed me that she has been sleeping with mah boyfriend. She tried to justify it by saying, ( He's just going to break up with u anyway. ) FML

#19248875
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32544) - you deserved it (2138)

On 03/10/2012 at 12:12am - love - by best friend! - Canada (Alberta)



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