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Today, I heard my surgeon mutter to a nurse how easy it would be to kill me on the operating table and make it look like an accident. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44203) - you deserved it (2711)

On 10/31/2013 at 4:42pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, I opened the cabinet to take a pill for my headache. After taking the pill, I turned around and smashed my head on the open cabinet door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18931) - you deserved it (5367)

On 01/21/2010 at 3:20pm - health - by imalwaystired - Sent from mobile version



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