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  • Number of visits : 5804
  • Number of comments : 244
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About hobojo69 : Hi I'm noah! Im 18!! Message me because I am really a nice and fun person to talk to and I'll love you forever, seriously I love talking to new people!! You can snapchat or tweet me at: thatJAPnoah. Ok bye, have a nice day!!

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Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53838) - you deserved it (3682)

On 06/13/2013 at 6:12pm - misc - by thatisfuckedup - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (58616) - you deserved it (67495)

On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML


I agree, your life sucks (72244) - you deserved it (4424)

On 06/02/2013 at 2:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was walking down the stairs with my guitar in hand, singing "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to my wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close my eyes, I don't wanna fall". Before I could say "asleep", I fell down the stairs. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML


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On 05/28/2013 at 12:37pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my in-laws came for dinner. My 5-year-old son chose that as the perfect time to say, "Good girls always swallow!" when my daughter coughed up some of her food. I have no idea where he heard it, but my mother-in-law blamed me, and my wife had to convince her not to call CPS on me. FML


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On 05/27/2013 at 6:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, as I was lying on my bed with one of my arms hanging from the side, I felt something sniff my hand from underneath. I don't have any pets. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60049) - you deserved it (4184)

On 05/27/2013 at 12:05am - animals - by scared-straight - United States

Today, my extremely religious father visited for a family dinner. My daughter had just one job: not to set him off on one of his easily-provoked rants. She nonetheless decided to take a photo in the middle of prayer, because she just HAD to Instagram her food. My father went apeshit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52548) - you deserved it (9423)

On 05/24/2013 at 12:40pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML


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On 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I listened to my elderly bachelor neighbor moan, "Oh, kitty, kitty, kitty! Oh kitty!" for over half-an-hour before he wandered out on his balcony in wet, tight white underwear to water his plant. This is the fifth time this week, and I still don't know what on earth he's doing. FML


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On 05/20/2013 at 11:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I walked in on my sister masturbating with my curling iron. FML


I agree, your life sucks (77495) - you deserved it (6528)

On 05/16/2013 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by need € for new iron (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I posted a Facebook status about how I hoped to spend the rest of my life with my boyfriend. A couple of hours later, I saw a comment on it saying he'd never done anything bad enough to deserve that kind of torment. Thanks, mom. FML


Today, I found out I'm actually the uncle of my children. All four of them. FML


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On 05/14/2013 at 3:13am - kids - by Liferuinedforever (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

Today, our cat died. My five-year-old tried to flush him down the toilet. FML

Today, my teenage daughter nearly burned down our house because she wanted to take "artsy" pictures with a lighter for Instagram. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51950) - you deserved it (6038)

On 05/11/2013 at 5:19pm - kids - by failure as a parent (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking a joint. FML


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On 05/08/2013 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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