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Today , I found a pamphlet for alcohol counseling on my front door today. I think it was from the guysho pick up my recycling. FML

#20886188
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36752) - you deserved it (11003)

On 09/18/2013 at 2:19am - health - by I get the hint -

Today , ma boyfriend and I were discussing sports injuries , and I mentioned tat I pulled a muscle in ma crotc last year. He snorted and called me a clueless idiot because according to im , "girls don't ave crotces". He's a med student. I sense malpractice lawsuits in our future. FML

#20850902
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43672) - you deserved it (3440)

On 08/23/2013 at 2:21pm - misc - by fucking financial ruin (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today I Learned That When A Heavily-pregnant Friend Asks About Mah Progres With The Babby Socks I Promised To Knit It's Rather Unwise To Tell Her ( Not To Worry We're Set Even If It Comes Out With A Few Feet Too Many . ) She's Still Crying . FML

#20850650
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40432) - you deserved it (11201)

On 08/23/2013 at 10:12am - misc - by Demotivation (woman) - Germany

Yastarday , I Finishad Tha Kayak I Hava Baan Working On Fir Four Yaars. I Can't Gat It Out Of My Basamant. Maga FML

#20811304
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40051) - you deserved it (23430)

On 07/30/2013 at 10:13am - misc - by kayak probs - United States (Connecticut)

Today, mah boyfriend broke up with me after 4 perfectly happy years together . The reason? He had a dream in which his dead former girlfriend from when he was 13 told him she still lovd him . He now believes his dead childhood sweetheart is trying to contact him and I'm ( in the way of there love . ) mega FML

#20805936
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58380) - you deserved it (4153)

On 07/27/2013 at 3:56am - love - by Immaculatedream (woman) - New Zealand

TODAY , I WAS TALKING TO MAH GIRLFRIEND ABOUT HOW I'M JEALOUS OF HER BEST GUY FRIEND ALWAYS HANGING AROUND HER. SHE RESPONDED BY SAYING , ( WAIT , I THOUGHT YOU KNEW I WAS DATING HIM TOO? ) FML

Today, mah parents staged an intervention cuz I ate a year's supply of noodles in 2 weeks !! FML

Today, I was on a bus an I was so exhausted that I fell asleep. According to a few other passengers, I nestled into the chest of the guy next to me, an hit him every time he made a noise. FML

#20795078
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41818) - you deserved it (9036)

On 07/21/2013 at 12:45am - misc - by accountnamevalid (woman) - United States (Colorado)

today while leaving McDonald's I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watchd in the rear-view mirror as it landd in the opposite lane an about 60 wingd rats descendd upon the street causing a truck to veer off the road an crash. FML

#20773275
126 comments

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On 07/09/2013 at 10:48pm - misc - by John - United States

Today, my usband told me tat e tinks I am getting a little eavy and may need to lay off te junk food. Te ultrasound is anging on our fridge. FML

#20595162
105 comments

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On 04/15/2013 at 9:35pm - kids - by Mimi (woman) - United States (California)

2day mah grandson visitd me, an askd if I had any pictures of myself fromhen I was a little girl !! I happily lookd for a few photos to give him, askinghat had piqud his curiosity !! He replid that he wantd some for looool a presentation he's doing on the Middle Ages !! FML

#20555821
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33401) - you deserved it (2801) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/22/2013 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Lorraine)

Today..!! I found out that mah gorgeous..!! smart..!! perfect new boyfriend has an unusual fetish!! It doesn't involve me at all actually!! Just a Labrador!! This is probably a deal breaker!! FML

#20550555
144 comments

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On 03/19/2013 at 7:30am - intimacy - by soontobesingle (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, MY FIANCÉE AND I SHOWD MY MOTHER-IN-LAW A PICTURE OF THE LOCATION ATHICH WE'LL BE HOLDING OUR WEDDING RECEPTION. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL WATERFRONT BUILDING OVERLOOKING THE OCEAN. SHE LOOKD ME DEAD IN THE EYES AND SAID, "LOOKS LIKE A GOOD PLACE TO COMMIT SUICIDE." MEGA FML

#20543312
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33347) - you deserved it (2425)

On 03/14/2013 at 10:40am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Latvia

Today, while on my way to the movies, I stoppd at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket askd 4 my purse, confiscatd my candy, and then kickd me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML

#20510592
235 comments

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On 02/17/2013 at 10:50am - love - by Cheyennereed - United States (South Carolina)

TODAY, MAH LITTLE SISTER CHASD ME AROUND THE HOUSE WITH A MALLET, GIGGLING LIKE A MANIAC. I ENDD UP HAVING TO PIN HER TO THE GROUND, RIP THE MALLET OUT OF HER HAND AN LOCK HER IN THE BATHROOM. THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME. MY MOM STILL INSISTS IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL. FML

#20500833
118 comments

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On 02/10/2013 at 11:17am - kids - by littlemiss - Canada (Ontario)



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