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Taday I thought it would be funny to smack my daughter's head gently with a balloon. It hit her hair clip an exploded. She won't stop crying, an my wife will be home any minute. I'm screwed. FML

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130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41388) - you deserved it (17936)

On 03/30/2014 at 4:36pm - kids - by and not even in the good way (man) - United States

Today, I went down on mah boyfriend, and tried out a new trick I lerened . I read in a magazine that if you humhile giving oral, it's supposed to feel good . My boyfriend started laughing and told me to stop after 30 seconds cuz I reminded him of his singing toothbrush . FML

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103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49746) - you deserved it (9285)

On 08/28/2013 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

TODAY , DAD CUMMED HOME FROM A TRIP TO ARIZONA AN BROUGHT BACK SPECIAL HAND-PICKED GIFTS FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY. WHEN HE GOT TO ME , HE SMILED , AN PULLED OUT A FREE LOTION FROM THE HOTEL AT WHICH HE WAS STAYING. FML

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On 06/16/2013 at 11:46am - misc - by loveyadad (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I had phone sex with mah boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML

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On 04/15/2013 at 5:09am - intimacy - by JRLJLS (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , my girlfriend an I were aving a casual conversation , wen te topic suddenly became my penis . Before I knew wat was going on , se said , ( It's not te size tat matters toug . It's ow u use it . So I guess your ok . ) FML

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On 02/03/2013 at 11:27am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Serbia

I took my new grlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffeehen my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself , she added , ( That one didn't pay his rent on time! ) Coffee came out of my grlfriend's nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32240) - you deserved it (4566) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2013 at 2:56pm - love - by jay ze punk - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today,hile giving my girlfriend a back-rub, she moand and commentd, "If only u could fuck this well." FML

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On 01/12/2013 at 12:57pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I asked mah mom what her biggest craving was when she was pregnant with me. Her answer: an abortion. FML

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On 01/09/2013 at 11:07am - misc - by kk - United States

Taday I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. big fat FML

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