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Today, I was at a bar with my girlfriend, and I noticed an obnoxious guy from college I used to hang out with. I tried to avoid eye contact, but all of a sudden he shouted, "There's the guy who puked his margarita back into the glass!" Everyone stared. Yup, that was me, just last week. FML
by Noah / 08/16/2016 at 2:43pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML
by Anyom / 07/26/2016 at 8:46pm / United States (Michigan) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 07/22/2016 at 12:14am / United States (Montana) / Transportation
by Anonameow / 07/19/2016 at 9:49am / Animals
by SkyrimGamerMoM / 07/14/2016 at 3:49pm / United States (North Dakota) / Geek
by Anonymous / 07/13/2016 at 8:56pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by nightjay / 07/11/2016 at 10:32am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Seeyounarabish / 07/10/2016 at 11:06pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, like every year, my next-door neighbors started setting off their fireworks at exactly midnight. Also, like every year, the sensitive car alarm belonging to another neighbor has gone off with every firework. It's been almost six hours of nonstop alarms and explosions. FML
by TooNoisy4Me / 07/04/2016 at 5:46am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by why me / 06/29/2016 at 12:41am / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
by nick / 06/26/2016 at 11:44pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/25/2016 at 5:02am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They finally gave in. After they handed me my diploma, they decided to leave because it was "too boring." I'm currently sitting on the curb of the street waiting for my Uber, while people take pictures of me. FML
by Mexican / 06/18/2016 at 11:06pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous