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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 November 1987 (28 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 912
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Visits<b>delichick</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 8:10pm<b>ItsDanielDude</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 3:49am<b>kokopuffs3</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 12:40am<b>WCARlover</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 12:01am<b>BabooonLove</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 11:08pm<b>ciaraash</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 5:32pm<b>ColdCreasent</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 12:46pm<b>LyonDetreny</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 12:16pm<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 11:39am<b>mas12806</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 11:31am<b>Mons</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 11:39am<b>AHzulu</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 10:48pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 4:25pm<b>2simz</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 4:32am<b>memehoe</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 8:36pm<b>abNormal62</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 7:13am<b>Naruffy</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 11:34pm<b>sam00v</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 9:09pm

Fucked!<b>delichick</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 4:18pm<b>AHzulu</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 4:48am<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 11:29am<b>korbo7</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 10:02pm<b>BexBaby86</b> - the 06/28/2016 at 2:44am<b>UberMom</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 7:45am<b>BlackHawkSavior</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 2:37am<b>QueenBii</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 4:25am<b>Gabygonzalez9211</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 7:37pm<b>missa8604</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 5:47am<b>purplesauce</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 4:03pm<b>Moskaaa7</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 2:25am<b>Silentbadgurl55</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 9:23am<b>watermelon15</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 6:08pm<b>Aquila_Umbrae</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 2:38pm<b>RonFingSwanson</b> - the 09/20/2015 at 3:46pm<b>nonononononono</b> - the 09/19/2015 at 4:53pm<b>kittina</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 4:50pm

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Today, my friend got her first car. I bought mine 3 weeks ago and haven't started making payments. She came straight from the dealer ship to pick me up. She backed in to my car. FML

by Anyom / 07/26/2016 at 8:46pm / United States (Michigan) / Transportation

Today, I was on a plane flying home and fell asleep. I woke up to my own snoring and everyone on the plane looking at me. FML

by Anonymous / 07/22/2016 at 12:14am / United States (Montana) / Transportation

Today, I woke up to an unexpected surprise for my birthday. It wasn't cake, nor ice cream. It was hundreds of baby spiders crawling all over me. FML

by Anonameow / 07/19/2016 at 9:49am / Animals

Today, I got lost in Darkfall Passage in Skyrim and got so frustrated I turned off the game and cried. Thank you pregnancy hormones. FML

by SkyrimGamerMoM / 07/14/2016 at 3:49pm / United States (North Dakota) / Geek

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Today, I fell off the top of my bunk bed in my sleep onto a running fan. FML

by Anonymous / 07/13/2016 at 8:56pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got grounded for having a boner when I woke up. FML

by nightjay / 07/11/2016 at 10:32am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

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Today, my sister pointed out a weird black mass underneath the lace of my dress. Perplexed, I looked down to inspect further and discover a wasp, under my boobs, attempting to build a nest. FML

by Seeyounarabish / 07/10/2016 at 11:06pm / United States (Texas) / Animals

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Today, like every year, my next-door neighbors started setting off their fireworks at exactly midnight. Also, like every year, the sensitive car alarm belonging to another neighbor has gone off with every firework. It's been almost six hours of nonstop alarms and explosions. FML

by TooNoisy4Me / 07/04/2016 at 5:46am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I bought a brand new Wii U. My cat must have thought the wires looked tasty because he chewed through each of them, which will now cost me another $100. FML

by why me / 06/29/2016 at 12:41am / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals

Today, my girlfriend started making pig noises during sex. FML

by nick / 06/26/2016 at 11:44pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML

by Anonymous / 06/25/2016 at 5:02am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They finally gave in. After they handed me my diploma, they decided to leave because it was "too boring." I'm currently sitting on the curb of the street waiting for my Uber, while people take pictures of me. FML

by Mexican / 06/18/2016 at 11:06pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was working when my boss left briefly, leaving me with her elderly, senile mother. Not only did I have to chase her when she ran after a stranger on the road, I turned my back for 5 seconds to do my actual job and she walked off. When my boss returned, I had to tell her I lost her mother. FML

by paid to scoop ice cream not nana-sit / 06/16/2016 at 11:13pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work

Today, my 3-year-old girl accidentally caught sight of me stepping out of the shower. Now she thinks "daddy has a tail" and she just has to let everyone know about it. FML

by Fido / 06/06/2016 at 7:58am / United States / Kids

Today, while at a family gathering, my teenage sister-in-law felt the need to loudly point out, several times, that her selfie got more 'likes' than my pregnancy announcement. FML

by Yeahyeahyeah / 06/01/2016 at 10:11pm / United States (Utah) / Kids