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Today, I was so proud I'd fixed the toilet with a hardware store part without even having to call a plumber. As I happily put the lid back on the tank, I dropped the lid, which broke the tank, spilling water everywhere. Now I need a new toilet, a new floor, and I have to call the plumber. FML
by HomeChump / 09/28/2016 at 1:49am / United States (Illinois) / Money
Today, I found out that one of my colleagues believes that aliens built the pyramids. No amount of logical reasoning or evidence has had any effect on his argument of, "but you can't prove they didn't." FML
by Anonymous / 08/22/2016 at 7:49am / Australia / Work
Today, it's my birthday and I'd invited quite a lot of my friends to come round and have some fun. When I got home, I saw a few cars outside. It turned out to be for the neighbours. I waited and waited; none of my friends showed up. FML
by Callum536 / 08/22/2016 at 5:51am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at a bar with my girlfriend, and I noticed an obnoxious guy from college I used to hang out with. I tried to avoid eye contact, but all of a sudden he shouted, "There's the guy who puked his margarita back into the glass!" Everyone stared. Yup, that was me, just last week. FML
by Noah / 08/16/2016 at 2:43pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML
by Anyom / 07/26/2016 at 8:46pm / United States (Michigan) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 07/22/2016 at 12:14am / United States (Montana) / Transportation
by Anonameow / 07/19/2016 at 9:49am / Animals
by SkyrimGamerMoM / 07/14/2016 at 3:49pm / United States (North Dakota) / Geek
by Anonymous / 07/13/2016 at 8:56pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by nightjay / 07/11/2016 at 10:32am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Seeyounarabish / 07/10/2016 at 11:06pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, like every year, my next-door neighbors started setting off their fireworks at exactly midnight. Also, like every year, the sensitive car alarm belonging to another neighbor has gone off with every firework. It's been almost six hours of nonstop alarms and explosions. FML
by TooNoisy4Me / 07/04/2016 at 5:46am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by why me / 06/29/2016 at 12:41am / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals