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hikari669
  • Town/Country : texas, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 April 1998 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 111
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About hikari669 : I have trouble with life...

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Today, by pure chance, I found the website where my boyfriend has been getting all the cute, "original" romantic texts he sends me, including the one that made me fall in love with him to begin with. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40473) - you deserved it (8105)

On 05/09/2013 at 12:30pm - love - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia (Makkah)

Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

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On 05/11/2012 at 3:30pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I was t-boned by a car that sent mine flying into five parked cars. My car was totalled. As the person who hit me pulled me out of the right side of the car he said, "Sorry. I sneezed." FML

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