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Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28121) - you deserved it (2896)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:07pm - misc - by HylianFox (woman) - United States

Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML


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On 01/25/2012 at 1:23am - misc - by dragonmirado (woman) - China

Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML

Today, I was on the elevator going up to a meeting, and the elevator was getting more and more crowded as we went up. After about ten people got on, they all agreed that I should get off the elevator because they thought me being on was exceeding the weight limit. FML


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