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  • Birth Date : Monday 16 January 1995 (20 years)
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Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML

#18921223
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I agree, your life sucks (27250) - you deserved it (2811)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:07pm - misc - by HylianFox (woman) - United States

Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML

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267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36710) - you deserved it (7368)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:23am - misc - by dragonmirado (woman) - China

Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML

Today, I was on the elevator going up to a meeting, and the elevator was getting more and more crowded as we went up. After about ten people got on, they all agreed that I should get off the elevator because they thought me being on was exceeding the weight limit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34670) - you deserved it (6679)

On 08/21/2009 at 5:27am - health - by tryingatkins (man) - United States (Virginia)



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