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hi_there4397
  • Town/Country : United States of America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 April 1997 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 309
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About hi_there4397 : I always try to make my day less suckier than the last:)

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Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25984) - you deserved it (62527)

On 05/31/2010 at 9:35pm - intimacy - by anonomus - United States (Virginia)

Today, completely excited, I told my mom about this guy from high school, that I had really liked and who had found me on Facebook. He said he regretted not asking me out in high school and offered to fly me out to visit him. Her response? "Has he seen what you look like now?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35253) - you deserved it (3716)

On 10/07/2009 at 5:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I came home a few days early from a 3-month business trip. As I opened my apartment door, hoping to surprise my girlfriend, the man she's apparently been cheating on me with promptly punched me in the face. He thought I was a burglar. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (100837) - you deserved it (3807)

On 03/28/2009 at 3:42pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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