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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 April 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 511
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About hi_there4397 : I always try to make my day less suckier than the last:)

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Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML

#16437933
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33377) - you deserved it (4823)

On 05/31/2011 at 5:12pm - misc - by Loveandpoetry -

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML

#16437933
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33377) - you deserved it (4823)

On 05/31/2011 at 5:12pm - misc - by Loveandpoetry -

Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML

#10894032
348 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26923) - you deserved it (64051)

On 05/31/2010 at 9:35pm - intimacy - by anonomus - United States (Virginia)

Today, completely excited, I told my mom about this guy from high school, that I had really liked and who had found me on Facebook. He said he regretted not asking me out in high school and offered to fly me out to visit him. Her response? "Has he seen what you look like now?" FML

#5706276
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38140) - you deserved it (3964)

On 10/07/2009 at 5:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I came home a few days early from a 3-month business trip. As I opened my apartment door, hoping to surprise my girlfriend, the man she's apparently been cheating on me with promptly punched me in the face. He thought I was a burglar. FML

#663425
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (113859) - you deserved it (4784)

On 03/28/2009 at 3:42pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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