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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 November 1990 (24 years)
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Today, I woke up with the worst cold, ever. My nose was running like crazy and my eyes were all puffy. So I stumbled over to the medicine cabinet and took what I thought were three tylenol cold's. Two hours later I'm still sick and I can't leave the bathroom. They were laxatives. FML


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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML


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