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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 427
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About heyyitsemilia : I'm actually attractive if you don't compare me to anyone else. lol jk.

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heyyitsemilia's favorite FMLs

Today, I have to get an ultrasound at the hospital. In order to get a clear picture, I need to have a full bladder. I've been waiting my turn for 2 hours now, desperately needing to pee. There are still multiple patients ahead of me. FML

by Anonymous / 08/23/2013 at 5:58pm / Mexico / Health

Today, I was in the shower with my boyfriend, and things started to get heated. That's where it all went to hell; I slipped and fell, bringing down with me the curtain and grooming products, and putting my back out. There goes my sex life. FML

by hunchback of notre bite / 08/09/2013 at 6:23pm / Korea, Republic of / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend's dream came true; he had always wanted to break a bed during sex. The bed he broke was a heirloom in my family for 150 years. The best part: he was by himself. FML

by amiezingme / 07/26/2013 at 9:09am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy

Today, while filling out paperwork at the dermatologist, it asked what color I would use to describe my skin tone. When the nurse saw I chose fair, she mumbled "Ghost is more like it." I have a severe sun allergy. FML

by Ghostly / 07/21/2013 at 11:03am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous