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by Jasmine_smilee / 09/02/2013 at 2:47am / United States (Oregon) / Health
by notarobber / 05/15/2013 at 3:20am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for a cookie. I told him that I didn't have any. He replied, "But my mom says that ladies with big butts always have cookies in their handbags." FML
by grossesfesses / 05/15/2013 at 2:58am / France (Picardie) / Miscellaneous
by DrewK / 05/14/2013 at 4:09pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four hours later it still hadn't pooped. Turns out it was born without an actual butthole. It was there, just sealed up by skin. I literally had to cut this poor calf a new butthole. FML
by halliemarie1818 / 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm / United States / Animals
by How strange / 04/20/2013 at 8:02am / United States / Love
by OPhere / 04/15/2013 at 3:37am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by NiquetChrome / 04/14/2013 at 7:18pm / France / Miscellaneous
by ironies a b*tch / 04/13/2013 at 1:04am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
by Snorlax / 04/13/2013 at 12:25am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML
by Anonymous / 04/09/2013 at 2:01pm / United States / Health
by child of a crazed women / 04/07/2013 at 5:19am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by Read The Fine Print / 11/24/2012 at 12:55am / United States (California) / Transportation
by anonymous / 10/09/2012 at 1:53am / United States / Kids
- 1Today, my religious dad caught my brother jerking off and decided to give us both a lecture about… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…