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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 February 1940 (75 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1114
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About hexo21 : Just a young dude scrolling throught tradgedy...

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Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML

#17497586
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24741) - you deserved it (11257)

On 08/17/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by aprilfools22 - United States (California)

Today, my mom picked up my dog from the groomers. I came home to find a small female terrier on our couch. My dog is a full grown male maltese. What's worse is that it took me a full 20 minutes to convince my mom that she had picked up the wrong dog. FML

#17384739
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27506) - you deserved it (2537)

On 08/06/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML

#17324458
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34373) - you deserved it (14456)

On 07/31/2011 at 9:16pm - health - by preggo (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42708) - you deserved it (27635) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my manager informed me that I will not be completing my job training because I'll be transferring to a different store, and if they want me to work there, that's their problem. Today, I also found out that the new store will not accept me as a transfer unless I've already been trained. FML

#13753819
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24152) - you deserved it (2179)

On 11/07/2010 at 3:34pm - work - by Problem - United States (California)

Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML

#13645148
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34775) - you deserved it (4406)

On 10/30/2010 at 1:03am - intimacy - by miss cranky pants - United States (California)

Today, as a physics teacher, I was testing a class to see how high a sound frequency they could hear. One girl claimed she could hear the sound even though it was physically impossible. Without thinking, I replied "Only dogs can hear this frequency." Needless to say, she was picked on all day. FML

#13636606
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26976) - you deserved it (11693)

On 10/29/2010 at 8:17am - kids - by mrtut (man) - United Kingdom (Merseyside)

Today, I'm going on an 8 hour drive with my insane family. This usually means screaming arguments, graphic conversations about my dad's pubes, some karaoke, plenty of farting, some stale Pringles, and an obese golden retriever on my lap the entire time. Arizona, here we come. FML

#13495901
112 comments

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On 10/18/2010 at 4:56am - misc - by fmmlll (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur.' FML

#13493485
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12465) - you deserved it (36795)

On 10/18/2010 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after nearly 2 years of continuous fighting in Afghanistan, my unit came home. We were booed at the airport. FML

#12810587
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (125239) - you deserved it (12091)

On 08/29/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by soldierboy - United States

Today, I found out that if you fall asleep in church, people will think you're having a spiritual moment, and you'll wake up to ten people praying for you. FML

#12438687
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29329) - you deserved it (12777)

On 08/10/2010 at 8:14pm - misc - by Zippermania9 (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went downstairs after a family argument. The front door was kicked in, the sink faucet was snapped off, and there were broken plates all over the kitchen floor. I later found out that the argument was over who left the refrigerator door open. FML

#11017232
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31084) - you deserved it (2265)

On 06/06/2010 at 7:48pm - misc - by mark (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I have to spend over an hour at a Gamestop so my boyfriend can get his 'Final Fantasy' game at midnight. I'm tired, I don't want to stand around any more, and all the people around around me are debating super heroes. I'm living in an episode of 'The Big Bang Theory.' FML

#8936856
385 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11751) - you deserved it (33882)

On 03/09/2010 at 12:12am - misc - by notanerd - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML

#7925125
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32812) - you deserved it (3225)

On 02/06/2010 at 1:27am - animals - by btg - United States (California)

Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML

#6741094
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40307) - you deserved it (5956)

On 12/13/2009 at 7:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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