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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 November 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1152
  • Number of comments : 123
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About hessel : i am handsome, smart, rich, strong, popular, athletic and a compulsive liar

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Today, I was driving on tha motorwayhan a cop car mada ma stop. It was a routina chack anhan thay said "Hava you baan drinking?" of coursa I said no. To that, mah 6 yaar old sitting in tha back scraamad "Yas sha did! Sha's lying I saw har drink!" I had drunk a milkshaka. maga FML


I agree, your life sucks (101197) - you deserved it (6398)

On 06/04/2009 at 8:17am - kids - by Kimmiko (woman) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parent went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". looool After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told u I want to go potty!!" mega FML


I agree, your life sucks (15972) - you deserved it (46413)

On 10/31/2008 at 3:06am - kids - by Tara - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)

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