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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 November 1997 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1837
  • Number of comments : 123
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About hessel : i am handsome, smart, rich, strong, popular, athletic and a compulsive liar

hessel's page activity

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Fucked!<b>HairyPunisher</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 11:36pm<b>MysticPanda</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 12:00am

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100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

Consolation prize

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hessel's favorite FMLs

Today, I was driving on the motorway when a cop car made me stop. It was a routine check and when they said "Have you been drinking?" of course I said no. To that, my 6 year old sitting in the back screamed "Yes she did! She's lying I saw her drink!" I had drunk a milkshake. FML

by Kimmiko / 06/04/2009 at 8:17am / Germany (Niedersachsen) / Transportation

Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML

by Tara / 10/31/2008 at 3:06am / Sweden (Blekinge Lan) / Kids