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  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 April 1995 (20 years)
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About heroforhirex95 : My name's Georgia. I like Batman. Talk to me if ya want, I enjoy conversation!

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Today, my house was robbed. My two 70-pound German Shepherds obeyed me when I told them to attack. They also obeyed the robber when he said, "Sit". FML


I agree, your life sucks (55638) - you deserved it (5040)

On 04/15/2014 at 8:08am - animals - by stupiddog (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend. As we walked back home from the cinema, he was checking his phone, when suddenly someone grabbed it and ran off. I had to be the one to go run after the thug because my 23-year-old boyfriend froze on the spot, crying. FML

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49725) - you deserved it (12757)

On 03/24/2014 at 11:39pm - misc - by dani (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, a tiny worm was wriggling across the screen of my Mac laptop. I tried to wipe it away with my thumb, but it just kept crawling. Turns out the worm lives *inside* my screen, beneath the glass. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44089) - you deserved it (4442)

On 03/21/2014 at 1:14am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, in the middle of a Spanish oral exam, I start to panic. My teacher suggests I say whatever pops into my head. I blurt out, "Heeey Macarena!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (42278) - you deserved it (8565) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2014 at 12:33am - work - by LeChameauTrisomique - France (Centre)

Today, a teenage girl bumped into me and my phone fell out of my hands, and over the Golden Gate Bridge. FML


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On 03/09/2014 at 1:08am - misc - by Seriously? - United States (California)

Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon for charity, despite being overweight and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not because I was proud of myself, but because I ran the last 2 miles while being followed by kids on bicycles calling me a "fat cunt". FML


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On 03/05/2014 at 7:33am - health - by rolypoly (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend. When I said "You've been a bad girl", she looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously, "What did I do?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (54929) - you deserved it (9901)

On 02/22/2014 at 12:39am - intimacy - by awkward (man) - United States

Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML


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On 02/17/2014 at 12:43pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was throwing rocks into a pond while our class was on a field trip. The teacher started to pass around an old rare civil war bullet. As the bullet got to me, I threw another rock in the river, only to notice a rock in my hand and the bullet gone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23526) - you deserved it (59934)

On 02/16/2014 at 9:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML


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On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, trying to be a responsible parent, I bought my daughter a pack of condoms in case she ever decided to have sex. She turned them into balloon animals and went back to playing video games. FML


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On 02/13/2014 at 10:47am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, in the very middle of the night, my kitten started rubbing against my face. Thinking I saw her face in the darkness, I decided to kiss her before going back to bed. My lips made contact with her butthole. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50065) - you deserved it (18220)

On 02/13/2014 at 10:20am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, a robin flew into my window and died. My mom, being a biology teacher, thought it would be a great experience for my brother and me to dissect it on the kitchen table. She threatened to ground us if we didn't do it. FML


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On 02/08/2014 at 6:24pm - animals - by sciencesadness (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon after I had explained to her how scared I was of the exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML


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On 02/08/2014 at 12:13pm - misc - by so scared - Canada (Ontario)

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