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herecomestheboom
  • Town/Country : Mandeville, La, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 January 1997 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 612
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About herecomestheboom : I am absolutely flawless, and perfect. - wasn't me
10/15/13
Back up off this profile because I am happily married to Logan Howell.

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Today, my mom stopped playing badminton with me because she claimed I was too aggressive. Apparently winning, playing by the rules, and smashing is considered aggressive. FML

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On 03/30/2014 at 10:44pm - misc - by moms a baby - United States (California)

Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML

Today, as usual, I stress ate. After having my exams prolonged for an extra week, I ate three extremely large packs of Skittles, and then threw them all up. Taste the rainbow, puke the rainbow. FML

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On 02/02/2014 at 10:26pm - health - by Sad Student - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after arriving home from work I found that my dog took a dump down the air conditioning vents on the floor. Now the whole house smells so good. FML



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