About hellryu : That's my pug in my profile picture, him and I are chilling people who get on FML just for shits and giggles.
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Today, my boyfriend and I are on camping vacation. On my way out of the tent, I stepped in a pile of shit. When I told him, he said, "Oh, I couldn't make it to the bathroom last night." The bathroom was a minute walk from our tent. FML
by justash12 / 08/25/2013 at 5:13am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Instead of moaning like any normal person, he just kept saying stuff like "uh-huh," "not too bad," and "yup" in a complete monotone. It was probably the most uncomfortable experience of my life. FML
by awkward / 07/26/2013 at 2:00pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by dareyale / 07/26/2013 at 2:10am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
Today, while feeding my neighbour's cats, I mistakenly switched up their foods. One has medicated food that causes drowsiness. The healthy cat got knocked out like a log. I panicked, laid him out by the bed, and spilled milk around his head to make it look "natural." I think I'm going to hell. FML
by fuckshitcockwaffle / 05/31/2013 at 10:59am / Australia (Victoria) / Animals
by Anonymous / 12/06/2012 at 11:49pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
by anon / 10/18/2012 at 4:33am / Australia / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/03/2012 at 12:29pm / United States (California) / Animals
by bdogge99 / 04/02/2012 at 1:59am / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML
by Anonymous / 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 10/25/2011 at 1:58am / United States / Transportation
by creepedout / 07/31/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/18/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by parenting sucks / 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by hadtocleanthemess / 06/28/2011 at 8:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by me / 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm / United States / Kids