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Today, I listened as my ridiculously wealthy friend excitedly rambled on and on about her latest shopping trip. This is the same friend who owes me £150, and accused me of being insensitive for asking her to repay it at some point. FML
by Anonymous / 10/07/2011 at 3:02pm / United Kingdom (London) / Money
by Anonymous / 10/06/2011 at 1:27pm / United States (Texas) / Money
by pvtcab / 10/05/2011 at 2:52pm / United States (Ohio) / Money
Today, I walked into the kitchen and saw a note my roomate posted. As I got close to read it I was attacked by a very pissed off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." FML
by Catscratch / 09/01/2009 at 2:51pm / United States (California) / Animals
by jdsksoapy / 03/30/2009 at 4:16pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…
- Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my… Today, I went home after work with my best friend who I am also secretly in love with. We had a few… Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes,…