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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2543
  • Number of comments : 154
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

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hellphone's favorite FMLs

Today, I was the 19th wheel at a party. Yes, I counted. FML

#18126270
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36067) - you deserved it (4651)

On 11/01/2011 at 1:01am - love - by Tom - United States

Today, I was almost out of conditioner, despite having just bought some. Apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to condition his pubes. He thinks doing this will make me want to give him more blowjobs. FML

#18123104
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33116) - you deserved it (5294)

On 10/31/2011 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by silkysmooth (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that the only reason he remembers my eye color is because it's the same shade of his shit after he's had a salad. FML

#18121591
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36451) - you deserved it (3549)

On 10/31/2011 at 4:06pm - love - by poopcoloredeyes (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend tried to change her pad while we were sitting in a crowded movie theatre. She succeeded and slipped the used pad into her purse. I can't get rid of the memory, and I don't think I can ever eat popcorn again. FML

#18120358
591 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63507) - you deserved it (5093)

On 10/31/2011 at 11:38am - intimacy - by ohdear (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had a relaxing night watching movies with my room-mates. Everyone but I had a girl over to lie with during the movie. The closest I got all night was the multiple times my room-mate's dog tried to mount me. FML

#18118791
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30907) - you deserved it (3768)

On 10/31/2011 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Hollywoodanonymous (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML

#18117360
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49841) - you deserved it (9541)

On 10/31/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Andrew - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

#18108392
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44105) - you deserved it (24297)

On 10/30/2011 at 1:31am - intimacy - by Korisite - United States

Today, I excitedly checked the mail to see if my Halloween costume finally arrived. It didn't. I live in an isolated city, so finding a costume by any other means than the Internet was impossible. I spent over $100 for a costume that I won't even get to wear this year. FML

#18103074
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27407) - you deserved it (6741)

On 10/29/2011 at 12:01pm - money - by nocostumeforme (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh I had an itch..." FML

#18100630
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19073) - you deserved it (34010)

On 10/29/2011 at 12:43am - intimacy - by me - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML

#18080163
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21682) - you deserved it (34374)

On 10/26/2011 at 12:14pm - money - by Pimaan - United States

Today, my sister finally broke down and told me that our dad gambled away of all my college savings, and I would have to pay for school the best way I can. They have known for months, and when I asked why nobody told me, the reply was, "You're a college boy, we thought you would figure it out." FML

#18030723
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31430) - you deserved it (2273)

On 10/20/2011 at 11:39am - money - by FATS DOMINO (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, it's my birthday. I asked everyone for iTunes money, pleased to finally be able to buy some new songs for my iPod. After receiving several gift cards, I discovered that my iPod had been stolen. FML

#17970324
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30413) - you deserved it (4134)

On 10/12/2011 at 8:47pm - money - by ipodless (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML

#17969396
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37533) - you deserved it (4749)

On 10/12/2011 at 6:47pm - money - by WhoopteeDooDoo (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I lent my sister $1000 because she and her husband were in some debt. They used the money to go gambling in Vegas and won a major jackpot. They won't even give me a cut. FML

#17948553
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38805) - you deserved it (6216)

On 10/10/2011 at 12:04am - money - by cc - United States (Montana)

Today, I listened as my ridiculously wealthy friend excitedly rambled on and on about her latest shopping trip. This is the same friend who owes me £150, and accused me of being insensitive for asking her to repay it at some point. FML

#17928398
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30710) - you deserved it (3873)

On 10/07/2011 at 3:02pm - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)



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