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now leave and never come back you bunch of high midgets.

in case you have no life and you're still reading: do I really like Ron Swanson? the answer is no. I love him. do I also love grumpy cats? again, the answer is no. grumpy cats are mediocre but they're still a few levels above humans. Also, the third picture of the sky was accidentally selected and I felt too lazy to change it so live with it.

Farewell, stranger.

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Today, I saw a cute guy and decided to say hi. As I started to think about things to talk about, one story in particular about a drummer who looked like Jesus stuck out in my mind. I was so nervous that instead of saying hi, I blurted out, "Some people look like Jesus!" and took off. FML

Today, an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking, and me being quite "vertically challenged," I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs, cuddles and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML


Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML


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