- Town/Country : Not specified
- Title : Miss
- Birth Date : Not specified
- <3 status : Single
- Number of visits : 4897
- Number of comments : 39
- Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted
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About helen_ellexo : Wooo!
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
by Anonymous / 03/26/2016 at 10:53pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/26/2016 at 5:22pm / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Work
by 99jellybean / 01/25/2016 at 10:02pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to move a load of laundry out of the washer and into the dryer, but the clothes were already in the dryer. Normally, I would be happy about this. However, I am currently living alone. FML
by Pithegreat / 01/05/2016 at 11:48pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time when she noticed I only have one testicle. She immediately broke up with me, for she doesn't want her future sons to be gay because they'll only have half of their testosterone. FML
by Anonymous / 12/27/2015 at 11:46pm / United States (Iowa) / Intimacy
by whatthefuck / 12/27/2015 at 6:22pm / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
Today, I was babysitting. As I went to leave the bathroom, someone grabbed the knob and pulled the door shut. I figured it was one of the kids and told them to knock it off. A second later, the grip let off. There was no one there and the kids were still asleep. I don't know what to think. FML
by Anonymous / 12/26/2015 at 11:54am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I showed my husband a recipe for the meal I wanted us to make tonight. He saw cumin was an ingredient and broke into hysterics. By the time he managed to stop laughing, he gasped that he couldn't eat something "with cumin it" and broke down laughing again. FML
by -__- / 12/26/2015 at 8:41am / Miscellaneous
Today, I was bitched out by my shrew of a mother for getting engaged, to a man. She's not homophobic, but rather pissed off because gay marriage is "trendy" and she wants me to be "above that nonsense". Hurray for love. FML
by Anonymous / 12/23/2015 at 4:06am / United States (California) / Love
by periods / 12/18/2015 at 11:37am / United States (California) / Love
by Moth_Balled / 12/14/2015 at 11:50pm / Australia / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/27/2015 at 1:42am / France (Corse) / Intimacy
by helpme / 11/24/2015 at 1:34am / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
by sydcaller618 / 11/23/2015 at 10:23pm / United States (Indiana) / Kids
by elena02 / 11/21/2015 at 2:45pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous