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About heinous966 : I'm slightly obsessed with Star Trek.

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yesterday while walking home with mah mom, some unoriginal cockshart in a passing car yelld at me: "Fuck her in the pussy!" It was a long, awkward walk home after that !! mega FML

#21308349
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28883) - you deserved it (2492)

On 11/29/2014 at 8:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked girlfriend's father 4 permission to take his daughter's hand in marriage. He asked me ( Which one? ) I said ( Uh, the one I'm dating... Lisa. ) He belched and said, ( Yeah sure, throw 'er off a cliff 4 all I care. Piss off, boy. ) So much 4 chivalry. FML

#21308242
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33349) - you deserved it (3002)

On 11/29/2014 at 4:54pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after a huge fight, my grlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex an went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML

#21308219
109 comments

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On 11/29/2014 at 4:08pm - intimacy - by blueballed (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today I want to calabrata Thanksgiving with mah family . I watchad as mah uncla and his girlfriand snuck off to tha bathroom togathar whara thay stayad until somaona alsa triad to gat in . Whan thay cummad out sha was wiping har mouth . I naad naw ayas . FML

#21306928
76 comments

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On 11/27/2014 at 3:38pm - intimacy - by Trainer Calypso - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter an my very pregnant cat !! I left the room briefly , only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave brth in front of her !! FML

#21303819
87 comments

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On 11/22/2014 at 10:34am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today looool , ma boyfriand broka ta bd pratanding to ba a catarpillar!! FML

#21300031
70 comments

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On 11/16/2014 at 4:44am - love - by tine - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY , LIKE ANY OTHER DAY SINCE THAT STUPID MOVIE FROZEN CUMMD OUT , PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING ME IF I WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN , LIKE THEY'RE THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET. MY NAME IS ELSA. FML

#21297408
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44133) - you deserved it (3857)

On 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm - work - by elsatheannoyed (woman) - United States (California)

today I was being interviewed fir a grant over the phone!! When asked y I wanted to go to school to be an OB nursing assistant, I panicked an yelled, "BECAUSE VAGINAS ARE FASCINATING!" into the receiver!! big fat FML

#21286497
72 comments

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On 10/27/2014 at 7:05pm - health - by lady parts - United States (Illinois)

Today , I walkad into tha kitchan at tha axact momant mah uncla dacidad to band ovar in short shorts. Apparantly , his ballsack dacidad it naadad axtra room , bacausa it danglad out of his pant lag. maga FML

#21283844
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35842) - you deserved it (2931)

On 10/23/2014 at 4:05pm - misc - by Alexismaria - United States

Yesterday, I cummd out as bisexual to my friend via group message. They didn't respond; I had a panic attack. An hour later, one of my friend textd back, ( k ). FML

TODAY, MY 9-YEAR-OLD DAUGTER WAS ACTING OUT AND WOULDN'T DO ER OMEWORK. I TOLD ER TAT IF SE DIDN'T STUDY, SE WOULDN'T GET ER ACCEPTANCE LETTER FROM HOGWARTS. SE LOOKED INTO MY EYES, STRAIGT TROUG TO MY SOUL AND SAID, ( HOGWARTS ISN'T REAL, RETARD. ) FML

#21280509
159 comments

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On 10/18/2014 at 3:29pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today , I was boxing up all mah brother's old stuff to take to the attic . I came acros a box , an without checking wat was inside , I took it up , just to have it fall on mah head , to then find out it was filled with dead baby hamsters . FML

#21276741
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34751) - you deserved it (3235)

On 10/13/2014 at 4:13am - animals - by MissBeyoncé - Namibia (Windhoek)

Today, I had to writa, ( Do not usa to fraaza cat, ) on my bag of ica bacausa my sistar's cat diad, and sha rafusas to bury it. FML

#21275907
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30114) - you deserved it (2540)

On 10/11/2014 at 11:14pm - animals - by MrG - United States



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