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heidelbergmeme
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 July 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 459
  • Number of comments : 154
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML

#18844355
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24067) - you deserved it (4290)

On 01/18/2012 at 2:02pm - misc - by terrified - United States

Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me playing with my animal crackers, complete with animal noises. Now, the entire department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML

#18687343
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10116) - you deserved it (28623)

On 01/02/2012 at 3:55pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was woken up because the police were pounding on my door, and saying I am under arrest for stealing road signs. My friends went drinking last night and thought it would be funny to steal seven stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two children crossing signs then plant them on my front lawn. FML

#12120834
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32013) - you deserved it (3464)

On 07/26/2010 at 8:26am - misc - by Busted (man) - South Africa

Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML

#11857753
183 comments

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On 07/13/2010 at 7:15pm - misc - by Criminal (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, and for the last two weeks I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML

#548
61 comments

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