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hedgehogman123

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hedgehogman123

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 275
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About hedgehogman123 : I like hedgehogs

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Today, I spent all day making preparations an buying food fir my upcoming birtday!! It's not fir a party, toug - none of my friends wantd to come!! I'm preparing fir te launc of te new World of Warcraft expansion!! FML

#21295219
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31029) - you deserved it (6544)

On 11/09/2014 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous -

Taday I tried to blackmail mah dad by threatening to tell mom about the bong an weed he keeps hidden in the garage. Turns out she already knew about it an neither of them give a shit. Now I'm grounded until the new year. FML

#21294812
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18434) - you deserved it (34347)

On 11/08/2014 at 3:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today,hile having a sneak through mah brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is wat happenshen people don't respect the author's privacy." FML

#21073315
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25368) - you deserved it (55744)

On 02/27/2014 at 4:46pm - misc - by well SHIT (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my cousin thought it would be funny to make copie of my house keys an give it to random people on the street. I live alone an work a 12 hour shift daily. FML

#20657611
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51403) - you deserved it (3284)

On 05/12/2013 at 12:09am - misc - by Baikal - Singapore

Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad cummed to drive me home. On the way looool back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML

#20539287
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49644) - you deserved it (24526)

On 03/11/2013 at 7:33am - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to recieve the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, an going to sleep!! Try again tomorrow." FML

#16667115
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36848) - you deserved it (14282)

On 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Username - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today , my fiancé nervously sat me down fir a ( serious cat ). Te cat wound up wit im asking if we could postpone our wedding , because is World of Warcraft guild ad a raid sceduled fir te same day. FML

#16487727
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51295) - you deserved it (9905)

On 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

looool I went wit ma family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned ouse !! We noticed te people ad left a lot of stuff biend so we loaded up te car wit books, records, etc !! As we were leaving, we saw te familyo lived tere drive up !! I robbed a ouse wit ma grandma !! FML

#12826740
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10429) - you deserved it (45030)

On 08/30/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by tikizombie (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was at te mall wit ma mom. Se was pissing me off, so I started screaming at er and causing a scene. I ended up falling all te way down te up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

#2804463
833 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32824) - you deserved it (307701)

On 06/11/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by ouchers (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was visiting a national park and went fir a swim. Afterwards, I needd to change cloths but the bathrooms were closd. I went off into the woods to change. As soon as I was nakd, I hered hooves looool and sixteen people on horseback rode by. I'd strippd by a horse trail. FML

#1973395
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33772) - you deserved it (17254)

On 05/16/2009 at 8:11am - animals - by FishStampede - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today, I was out with mah friend . My six year old daughter was also with us . While we were walking through the parking lot, mah daughter asked me in a very loud voice "Mommy, does a blow job taste bad?" FML

#360907
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73082) - you deserved it (16959)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by hala (woman) - United States (New York)

Today I was a TA 4 a history class an tha class was taking a tast. About halfway through I noticd ona kid had a small piaca of papar in his hand. I ran up tha row grabbd his tast an rippd it into four piacas. Than I took tha nota from him. It said "I baliava in you -Mom." big fat FML

#142104
981 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77870) - you deserved it (440984)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)



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