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Today, I was so drunk that looool I forgot how to use the key to mah front door . But I knew how to break a window, get into mah lockd basement, an unlock the basement door with mah front door's key . FML

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On 03/14/2015 at 12:52pm - misc - by nomorealcoholeva - Norway (Nordland)

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TODAY, I TOOK A ARMY-MANDATED PERSONALITY EVALUATION TEST . THE RESULTS SAID I HAD A HIGH CHANCE OF SCHIZOPHRENIA AND MULTIPLE PERSONALITY SYNDROME . PART OF ME SAYS THAT THE TEST IS PROBABLY SPOT-ON, THE OTHER PART SAYS IT HAS TO BE A MISTAKE . APPARENTLY THIS IS ANOTHER SIGN OF SCHIZOPHRENIA . FML

TODAY, I TOOK MY GRLFRIEND OF A YEAR OUT ON A DATE, A NICE FANCY DINNER AND A MOVIE. AFTER DINNER, I SAID THAT I WAS FEELING SICK AND JUST WANTED TO GO HOME. I DIDN'T HAVE THE HEART TO TELL HER THAT DINNER WAS SO EXPENSIVE THAT I DIDN'T HAVE MONEY 4 THE MOVIE. BIG FAT FML

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On 09/14/2014 at 11:32am - love - by jgboy - United States (Illinois)

Today, I'm precisely one mont away from graduating wit a degree in translation 4 te sole purpose of becoming a state-autorised translator. Today, I also discovered tat ma government as just decided to abandon te concept of autorisation 4 translators. FML

#21257358
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On 09/13/2014 at 7:03am - work - by stupidgov (woman) - Italy

Today , mah towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit , and to avoid a conflict , I just swipd it backhen he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything , until I got back home and realizd it wasn't actually mah towel after all. fat FML

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On 06/30/2014 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I MADE AN EXCUSE AN DIDN'T TURN UP AT WORK. LITTLE DID I KNOW MY BOSS DID THE SAME. WE BOTH BUMPD INTO EACH OTHER AT THE SHOPPING CENTRE ACROSS TOWN. FML

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On 06/23/2014 at 2:11pm - work - by AGB10 - United Kingdom (Kent)

Yesterday, mah laziness reachd an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school an had spilld all the contents of mah backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of mah sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in mah dream. FML

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On 06/16/2014 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today.. . I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook . To make it less obvious.. . I added 15 other people as well . Everyone added me back.. . except him . mega FML

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Taday after ten years... our sewing machine broke. My mom trid to return it back to the store she bought it from. FML

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On 04/17/2014 at 7:24pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, for our 25th anniversary, my husband and I had dinner on a cruise ship, a dinner we had been planning for months. Upon boarding, I realized the expensive dress that I had bought just for the occasion had exactly the same print as the chair covers and the carpet. The cruise lasted 8 hours. mega FML

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On 04/02/2014 at 4:13am - misc - by Why (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was waiting at the bus stop an noticd a girl that I playd netball with. I ran across the road to meet her an she ran across the car park to meet me. We huggd an lookd at each other slowly backing away as we both realisd that we didn't know each other. FML

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On 03/10/2014 at 8:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

2day mah boyfriend and I went looool to a restaurant so I could apply fir a job, and we decided to eat there. After we finished, I went to start the car. When we got home, I asked him how much the bill came to. Apparently he didn't pay. I had already given them mah completed application. FML

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On 03/06/2014 at 12:52am - money - by TheyHaveMyAddress - United States (Michigan)

yesterday I got my frst massage. At the looool end, the masseuse made a gesture indicating which way the exit was. After having had her hands all over my body fir the past hour, I thought the gesture was indicative of a goodbye hug. Things got awkward really fast. FML

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On 03/02/2014 at 9:30pm - misc - by AlwaysAwkward - United States (Ohio)

Today, I ran into a friend I adn't seen in aile, but I ad eard se was pregnant. I rubbd er belly and askeden se was due. Se slowly backd away, giving me a werd look and said, "Two monts ago." FML

Today, I told my husband to giva our dog a bathhila I was at work . Whan I raturnad homa, I found my dog, along with my husband, in tha bath togathar . FML

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On 03/01/2014 at 3:23am - animals - by lacy - United States (Kentucky)



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