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hedgehog_in_fog's favorite FMLs
Today, I declared I was done with online dating after several disasters. My friend set me up with a friend of her husband's. Turns out he's one of the men who rejected me on the website. He laughed when he saw me and said, "Well, this is awkward" and left. FML
by Anonymous / 06/19/2016 at 4:06pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
Today, like everyday, I got on the train heading back from my university campus in Preston. Usually, it takes 20 minutes. When I sat down, I realised it was a non-stop service to Glasgow and the doors had closed. It took me 7 hours by train and a lift from my best friend at 2 a.m. to get home. FML
by Mintilou / 04/07/2016 at 11:17pm / United Kingdom (Sandwell) / Transportation
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
by banana12321 / 04/02/2015 at 12:40am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by nomorealcoholeva / 03/14/2015 at 12:52pm / Norway (Nordland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took a army-mandated personality evaluation test. The results said I had a high chance of schizophrenia and multiple personality syndrome. Part of me says that the test is probably spot-on, the other part says it has to be a mistake. Apparently this is another sign of schizophrenia. FML
by ArmyIT / 11/05/2014 at 6:42pm / Korea, Republic of / Health
Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
by jgboy / 09/14/2014 at 11:32am / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I'm precisely one month away from graduating with a degree in translation for the sole purpose of becoming a state-authorised translator. Today, I also discovered that my government has just decided to abandon the concept of authorisation for translators. FML
by stupidgov / 09/13/2014 at 7:03am / Italy / Work
Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML
by Anonymous / 06/30/2014 at 12:19pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by AGB10 / 06/23/2014 at 2:11pm / United Kingdom (Kent) / Work
Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
by Anonymous / 06/16/2014 at 12:33pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by lonely_island / 04/28/2014 at 5:27pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/17/2014 at 7:24pm / United States (California) / Money
Today, for our 25th anniversary, my husband and I had dinner on a cruise ship, a dinner we had been planning for months. Upon boarding, I realized the expensive dress that I had bought just for the occasion had exactly the same print as the chair covers and the carpet. The cruise lasted 8 hours. FML
by Why / 04/02/2014 at 4:13am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was waiting at the bus stop and noticed a girl that I played netball with. I ran across the road to meet her and she ran across the car park to meet me. We hugged and looked at each other slowly backing away as we both realised that we didn't know each other. FML
by Anonymous / 03/10/2014 at 8:26pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
- Today, my sister and I were having a slumber party in my room since my parents left on a trip. They… Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling… Today, thinking my girlfriend had left her little black thong in the dryer to tease me, I sent her…
- Today, I was an extra in a movie and I had to play a corpse. At the make up stand, they painted my… Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he…