About heathz : name is heathz. plz dont be a weirdo... I like FML and thinks it's funny that people take the commenting so seriously. obvs I made a $ILLy c0mm3nt or a dumb comment for u to click me, so...your welcome.
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Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML
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