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  • Number of visits : 1104
  • Number of comments : 229
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>RealChewyPiano</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 2:25am<b>Iamentertained</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 3:08pm<b>Abskb1</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 9:40pm<b>arano</b> - the 03/09/2016 at 6:53am<b>lui_pg</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 5:22pm<b>KRAZYKILLAKLOWN</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 10:13pm<b>helloyes</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 4:47pm<b>FreshDonuts</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 8:34am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 11:56pm<b>barisozdemir</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 10:53am<b>rafa015</b> - the 10/23/2015 at 3:48pm<b>princeofgirl</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 8:04pm<b>Raz346</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 10:37am<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 1:14am<b>jerryj</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 1:26am<b>madi113</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 10:55pm<b>CheyMiichelle</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 3:08am<b>kyle8211</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 5:28pm

Fucked!<b>rafa015</b> - the 10/23/2015 at 9:48pm<b>boredSOLDIER</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 6:57pm<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 3:02am

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Today, I called an airline to try to locate a bag I left on a flight. When I told the phone rep which airport I flew into, he asked me what city it was in. He paused after I told him, then asked me what state Seattle is in. I don't think I'll be getting my bag back. FML

by 1942ford / 07/22/2013 at 10:18pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I confessed to losing my wife's engagement ring, and replacing it with a lookalike months ago. My wife also confessed that her actual engagement ring was locked in the safe, and the one I lost had been a fake. I've been paying the replacement off on my credit card for 6 months. FML

by RonnieG / 07/22/2013 at 6:30pm / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML

by ihatepokemon / 07/22/2013 at 6:14pm / United States / Love

Today, I got a call from the police. Apparently my son tried robbing a teenage couple, but wound up getting his ass beat by both of them. I don't know what's worse, that my 32-year-old son is a criminal, or that he got it handed to him by 15-year-olds. FML

by Parentalfailure / 07/22/2013 at 5:06pm / United States (North Carolina) / Kids

Today, I got fired from my job as a seafood manager because an entire wedding group came in and started yelling at me, saying the shrimp was horrible and I ruined their wedding. They showed me the leftovers; they never cooked them. They fed raw shrimp at a wedding dinner party. FML

by Gross / 07/21/2013 at 7:20pm / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML

by notenoughunderwearintheworld / 07/21/2013 at 4:54pm / South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal) / Transportation

Today, I jokingly told my friend that when a tree seems to sway in the wind, it's really just having an orgasm. Not only did she believe me, she's been smugly informing everyone we know. She's 26. I seem to be friends with an absolute idiot. FML

by what have i done with my life / 07/21/2013 at 1:46pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous