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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6275
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About hbeeter : Hey there! I'm Hanna. Send me a message if you want for I love meeting new people(:
BTW I DON'T HAVE A KIK SO PLEASSSSSSSSE STOP ASKING

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hbeeter's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response: "I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML

by beckbr / 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, my friend mentioned a book that reminded her of me. When I asked what it was called she said, "He's just not that into you". FML

by Oh really / 01/27/2009 at 7:17pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Love

Today, I invited this guy I fooled around with over to "hang out". He's "en route", so I start to make my bed only to find my cat thought this was the best time to tell me she's sick by throwing up in my bed. I only have one set of linen. FML

by LC / 01/23/2009 at 10:12am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML

by shocked1 / 01/07/2009 at 10:22am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML

by / 12/31/2008 at 6:41pm / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML

by Maestro / 12/01/2008 at 1:09am / Intimacy

Today, I should have given my first concert in front of a crowded audience. As we were about to go on stage my band decided to roll a joint outside. The cops just happened to pass by and now I'm on my own. FML

by christous / 11/21/2008 at 11:42pm / Work

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

by Kaji / 11/14/2008 at 6:20am / Intimacy

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

by HappyGirl / 10/28/2008 at 11:57am / France (Centre) / Intimacy

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

by mehdi / 10/13/2008 at 4:20am / Miscellaneous