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About hbeeter : Hey there! I'm Hanna. Send me a message if you want for I love meeting new people(:
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Today, I was looking after my parents house and their wiener dog, and fell asleep on the couch. The dog climbed onto my shoulders and rested behind my head like a doggie neck pillow. All was great until she farted right in my left ear. FML

#5060
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18716) - you deserved it (6444)

On 02/01/2009 at 11:31pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response: "I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML

#4982
35 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by beckbr - United States (Michigan)

Today, my friend mentioned a book that reminded her of me, when I asked what it was called she said "He's just not that into you". FML

#2931
16 comments

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On 01/27/2009 at 7:17pm - love - by Oh really - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I invited this guy I fooled around with over to "hang out". He's "en route", so I start to make my bed only to find my cat thought this was the best time to tell me she's sick by throwing up in my bed. I only have one set of linen. FML

#2316
34 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 10:12am - love - by LC - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML

#727
43 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 10:22am - intimacy - by shocked1 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML

#766
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48738) - you deserved it (2484)

On 12/31/2008 at 6:41pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML

#426
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56444) - you deserved it (3489)

On 12/01/2008 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Maestro - Sent from mobile version

Today, I should have given my first concert in front of a crowded audience. As we were about to go on stage my band decided to roll a joint outside. The cops just happened to pass by and now I'm on my own. FML

#360
35 comments

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On 11/21/2008 at 11:42pm - work - by christous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

#303
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40025) - you deserved it (21401)

On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

#123
107 comments

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On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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