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Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML

#8630
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43357) - you deserved it (2018)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:04pm - intimacy - by Sleeper_C3ll (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37051) - you deserved it (322757)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was looking after my parents house and their wiener dog, and fell asleep on the couch. The dog climbed onto my shoulders and rested behind my head like a doggie neck pillow. All was great until she farted right in my left ear. FML

#5060
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16728) - you deserved it (6212)

On 02/01/2009 at 11:31pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response: "I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML

#4982
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11668) - you deserved it (21826)

On 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by beckbr - United States (Michigan)

Today, my friend mentioned a book that reminded her of me, when I asked what it was called she said "He's just not that into you". FML

#2931
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16944) - you deserved it (1718)

On 01/27/2009 at 7:17pm - love - by Oh really - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I invited this guy I fooled around with over to "hang out". He's "en route", so I start to make my bed only to find my cat thought this was the best time to tell me she's sick by throwing up in my bed. I only have one set of linen. FML

#2316
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13820) - you deserved it (5360)

On 01/23/2009 at 10:12am - love - by LC - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML

#727
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33248) - you deserved it (8488)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:22am - intimacy - by shocked1 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML

#766
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45044) - you deserved it (2183)

On 12/31/2008 at 6:41pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML

#426
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50192) - you deserved it (2960)

On 12/01/2008 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Maestro - Sent from mobile version

Today, I should have given my first concert in front of a crowded audience. As we were about to go on stage my band decided to roll a joint outside. The cops just happened to pass by and now I'm on my own. FML

#360
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19268) - you deserved it (2954)

On 11/21/2008 at 11:42pm - work - by christous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

#303
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35775) - you deserved it (19239)

On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

#123
104 comments

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On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (266650) - you deserved it (23312)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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