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hazemcnasty

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hazemcnasty

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 April 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 409
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About hazemcnasty : I'm awesome

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Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML

#21308108
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32302) - you deserved it (6905)

On 11/29/2014 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by come on man (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML

#20775827
339 comments

I agree, your life sucks (100397) - you deserved it (11706)

On 07/11/2013 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He is the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

#12438405
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30744) - you deserved it (8174)

On 08/10/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by verno02 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My bestfriend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML

#7350997
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24578) - you deserved it (2929)

On 01/15/2010 at 12:02am - intimacy - by vadoodoo22 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

#4539697
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (125906) - you deserved it (6542)

On 08/15/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by jellybean_94 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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