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hazemcnasty

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 April 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 333
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About hazemcnasty : I'm awesome

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Today , I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on!! He texted back: "Jfc , why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off"!! big fat FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28890) - you deserved it (5876)

On 11/29/2014 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by come on man (woman) - United States (California)

Today , my 13-yaar-old daughtar and I want to a tropical thamad rastaurant!! Sha wantad a strawbarry Daiquiri , so I askad tha waitrass for a virgin strawbarry Daiquiri!! My daughtar than said , "But dad , I'm not a virgin." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (100063) - you deserved it (11688)

On 07/11/2013 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was aving it off wit ma boyfriend!! He is te kind of guy tat likes to keep tings interesting!! Just as e startd climaxing, e began to meow!! FML

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158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30610) - you deserved it (8164)

On 08/10/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by verno02 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TADAY I WAS CHATTING WITH MY GIRLFRIAND AN I ASKD HAR TO GIVA MA HAR PHONA TO MAKA A CALL SINCA MINA WAS DAAD. A TAXT CUMMD IN FROM SOMAONA AN THA NAMA SOUNDD FAMILIAR. MY BASTFRIAND HAS BAAN DATING MY GIRLFRIAND LONGAR THAN I HAVA, AN SHA GAVA HIM HAAD. I KISSD HAR AARLIAR THAT DAY. RAAL FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22273) - you deserved it (2724)

On 01/15/2010 at 12:02am - intimacy - by vadoodoo22 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

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329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (125341) - you deserved it (6522)

On 08/15/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by jellybean_94 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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