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Today, my dog apparently vomited straight down a heating vent while I was out. The stench was so bad that when I got home and the smell hit me, I threw up too. Looks like I'll be spending a few days with my mother as the house airs out. FML
by Anonymous / 05/14/2016 at 10:26am / Italy (Emilia-Romagna) / Animals
Today, I started a new job. The synopsis of my training was, "You're starting a job you're going to hate and you'll be fired for entertaining yourself while waiting for us to give you more work. But you're going to love being here." FML
by Anonymous / 04/26/2016 at 1:04am / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by come on man / 11/29/2014 at 12:03pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML
by Anonymous / 07/11/2013 at 10:24am / United States / Intimacy
by verno02 / 08/10/2010 at 7:58pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My bestfriend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML
by makeitstop / 12/02/2009 at 2:14am / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
by jellybean_94 / 08/15/2009 at 12:33am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
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