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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 July 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 421
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About hays_xo : Everyone has their own destiny, Not everyone makes a choice to follow it, I'm lucky I did

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Today, my mother-in-law called me every 2 hours, starting at 8pm and stopping at 10am the following morning. She says that since my wife and I are expecting our first child, I should "get used to waking up at all hours." She calls my work phone, which I'm not allowed to switch off. FML

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