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hayleybaaby
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 48
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About hayleybaaby : I like to keep things short and sweet, so here we go:

I like poutine, disney movies and spoken-word poetry. Also halfies are my favourite.

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Today, I was reading FML's birthday blog post and saw a picture of myself in it. I would've been happy if it wasn't #4 in the list of worst duckfaces of the week. FML

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Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46921) - you deserved it (12697)

On 12/22/2013 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: “I’m keeping them just in case...”- “In case of what?”- “In case I want to dress up like an asshole”. FML

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