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About haylburg : 🔒19/6/15🔒

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Today, after a late night at a bar, I stepped into my building's elevator with a Chinese man who was carrying a plastic bag. Without thinking, I said, "Oooh, are you still delivering?" His response was, "I live here." FML

#6479
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7972) - you deserved it (51710)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, I received an email invitation to a dating web site. It was from my father-in-law. FML

#5881
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42441) - you deserved it (2999)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:54am - intimacy - by Mavis (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the doctor because I broke my wrist. My mom told the nurse that I broke it while masturbating. FML

#2324
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26560) - you deserved it (3810)

On 01/23/2009 at 10:41am - misc - by Nik - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was sitting on the couch, computer next to me, lotion on the floor, and my dick in my hand when my roommate walked in on me. Scared and looking me right in the face he says "What's for dinner?". FML

#2177
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8064) - you deserved it (26947)

On 01/22/2009 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

#1986
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6228) - you deserved it (44577)

On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version

Today, I put my paint brush into my cup of tea. FML

#1815
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9126) - you deserved it (20716)

On 01/20/2009 at 1:12am - misc - by Petridishoflove - Hong Kong

Today, I went to work only to serve one table, make a $9.00 tip, get sent home because it was slow, have the city busses stop running because of weather, and have to pay a $20 cab fare to get home. FML

#1047
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26357) - you deserved it (1730)

On 01/13/2009 at 3:54pm - love - by ren - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I turned around in my cubicle to see the entire marketing department (myself excluded) getting ready to have lunch together. Nobody mentioned it to me. FML

#865
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20488) - you deserved it (1831)

On 01/08/2009 at 8:30am - work - by Webmonkey - United States (Texas)

Today, at a rehearsal, a friend poked me: "My mother is in the orchestra, guess who she is!" I jokingly answer: "Erm…The fat singer?". It was. FML

#699
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7836) - you deserved it (21422)

On 01/04/2009 at 5:15am - misc - by LadyJane - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

#581
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29622) - you deserved it (2867)

On 12/23/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Lililaloose - Sent from mobile version

Today, and for the last two weeks I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML

#548
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7252) - you deserved it (36740)

On 12/18/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Olive - Sent from mobile version

Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML

#447
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9882) - you deserved it (57097)

On 12/04/2008 at 12:55am - intimacy - by noname - Sent from mobile version



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