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About haylburg : I love EDM/Dubstep! And I'm super passionate about ear piercings, and drawing! My favourite poem is Annabelle Lee by Edgar Allan Poe, look it up if you're interested in reading it, it's really great! My favourite book is Lolita, read that too!
If I mean enough you'll wait for me.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
TODAY, MAH GIRLFRIEND ( GOT EVEN ) WITH ME AFTER AN ARGUMENT BY TELLING PEOPLE THAT I'VE BEEN BEATING HER. THREE GUYS LATER CAME OVER TO MAH PLACE AND BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF ME. HER REACTION: ( I DIDN'T THINK THEY'D TAKE IT SO SERIOUS! ) FML
Today , I was in a public restroomhen my almost-2-year-old figurd out how to open the door an run out. Half-a-dozen stranger watchd me scramble to pull up my pants an moon everyone before running after her. FML
Today , I was aving sex 4 te first time wit a girl wo wantd to be friends wit looool benefits. Halfway troug sex se noticd tat I ad te same tattoo as er broter , and ad a full-on panic attack tat lastd alf-an-our. mega FML
Today, despite fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid bladder exploding . I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there" . I'm scared more now than I was before . real FML
TODAY, THE GUY I REALLY LIKE ASKED ME IF I'D LIKE TO GO TO A HOCKEY GAME THIS WEEKEND. I SAID I'D LOVE TO GO, SO HE SAID, "THEN YOU'D BEST GET A TICKET SOON BEFORE THEY SELL OUT." I STILL DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE A DATE OR NOT. FML
Friday 27 March 2015