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haylburg

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About haylburg : I love EDM/Dubstep! And I'm super passionate about ear piercings, and drawing! My favourite poem is Annabelle Lee by Edgar Allan Poe, look it up if you're interested in reading it, it's really great! My favourite book is Lolita, read that too!
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TODAY, MAH GIRLFRIEND ( GOT EVEN ) WITH ME AFTER AN ARGUMENT BY TELLING PEOPLE THAT I'VE BEEN BEATING HER. THREE GUYS LATER CAME OVER TO MAH PLACE AND BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF ME. HER REACTION: ( I DIDN'T THINK THEY'D TAKE IT SO SERIOUS! ) FML

Today, in the lunch line at school, a kid literally ordered a "hamburger with extra swag." FML

#20950369
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44469) - you deserved it (3354)

On 11/08/2013 at 3:12pm - work - by thank god you'll only live once (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, during sex, mah girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story . FML

#20950354
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41838) - you deserved it (17571)

On 11/08/2013 at 3:02pm - intimacy - by notsogood - United States

Today , I was in a public restroomhen my almost-2-year-old figurd out how to open the door an run out. Half-a-dozen stranger watchd me scramble to pull up my pants an moon everyone before running after her. FML

#20948920
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41421) - you deserved it (3901)

On 11/07/2013 at 10:23am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , I was aving sex 4 te first time wit a girl wo wantd to be friends wit looool benefits. Halfway troug sex se noticd tat I ad te same tattoo as er broter , and ad a full-on panic attack tat lastd alf-an-our. mega FML

#20948735
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53551) - you deserved it (6662)

On 11/07/2013 at 3:52am - intimacy - by thatescalatedquickly (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, despite fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid bladder exploding . I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there" . I'm scared more now than I was before . real FML

#20947778
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43929) - you deserved it (4616)

On 11/06/2013 at 2:09pm - misc - by s3xygrandpa (woman) - United States (Florida)

2day I walkd under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stoppd and lookd up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML

#20947706
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43743) - you deserved it (8843)

On 11/06/2013 at 1:08pm - animals - by lbg2msf (man) - United States (Mississippi)

TODAY, THE GUY I REALLY LIKE ASKED ME IF I'D LIKE TO GO TO A HOCKEY GAME THIS WEEKEND. I SAID I'D LOVE TO GO, SO HE SAID, "THEN YOU'D BEST GET A TICKET SOON BEFORE THEY SELL OUT." I STILL DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE A DATE OR NOT. FML

#20947685
110 comments

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On 11/06/2013 at 12:29pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

TODAY... BECAUSE I'M TALL ENOUGH TO SEE OVER THE CUBICLE WALLS AT WORK... I WITNESSD MAH 50-YEAR-OLD CO-WORKER PULLING HIS FINGER OUT OF HIS NOSE AND IMMEDIATELY POPPING IT INTO HIS MOUTH. FML

#20947682
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37314) - you deserved it (4448)

On 11/06/2013 at 12:27pm - work - by Wraith (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, MY FIVE-YEAR-OLD STEPSON ANNOUNCED THAT HE IS FINALLY NO LONGER SCARED OF FLUSHING TOILETS. IMMEDIATELY AFTER, I DISCOVERED THAT HE'S NOW DECIDED THAT HE'S SCARED OF THE BATHROOM SINK. FML

#20947649
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36758) - you deserved it (3076)

On 11/06/2013 at 11:33am - kids - by TheMommas (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , mah grocery shopping consistd of Poptarts , SpaghettiOs , Lucky Charms , Popsicles , Easy Mac , an Twinkies. I'm a 25-year-old woman with no kids. FML

#20947507
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34045) - you deserved it (20721)

On 11/06/2013 at 8:04am - misc - by pathetic (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I discoverd that the guy I've been seeing is a firm supporter of the Westboro Baptist Church. FML

#20947273
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54648) - you deserved it (6920)

On 11/06/2013 at 12:06am - love - by maddie - United States (Texas)

Today , I Had Planned To Break Up With My Overbearing Grlfriend . She Went Into Complete Denial Mode , Bought Me A Pair Of Oversized Sunglasses An Tomorrow We're Going Ice-skating . Kill Me Now . FML

#20947052
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42036) - you deserved it (10226)

On 11/05/2013 at 9:53pm - love - by Trapped. (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my relatives won't acknowledge my existence unless I'm posting a picture of my cat. They only talk about the cat. FML

#20946616
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35055) - you deserved it (3131)

On 11/05/2013 at 4:26pm - misc - by Steiner (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom, only to find my dad sitting on the toilet, blind drunk. He screamd "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at looool me. I just wantd to shave. mega FML

#20946588
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39399) - you deserved it (3469)

On 11/05/2013 at 4:01pm - misc - by :/ (man) - United States (Michigan)



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