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hayjay2000

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hayjay2000

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 152
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About hayjay2000 : Hai, my name is Hailey and I'm from the overrated America. I am painfully sarcastic and I'm kinda a jerk. Whoops.

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Today, I finally lost my virginity. Too bad it cost me every last shred of self-respect and involved begging a hooker to take my money. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37084) - you deserved it (22510)

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