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  • Number of visits : 97
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About hayjay2000 : Hai, my name is Hailey and I'm from the overrated America. I am painfully sarcastic and I'm kinda a jerk. Whoops.

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Today, I finally lost my virginity. Too bad it cost me every last shred of self-respect and involved begging a hooker to take my money. FML

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