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hayhay1243
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 May 1997 (16 years)
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Today, I found out someone has a crush on me. Normally I'd be fine with this, if it weren't for that fact that this guy informed me that he has collected pictures of me since the third grade. I'm turning 23 in two weeks. FML

Today, I was sitting at my favorite coffee shop, when a creepy 50-ish looking guy sat at my table. He asked if I'm into submissive guys, and if I wanted to dominate him. I'm a 17-year-old girl, and am now scared to ever go back there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42599) - you deserved it (2507)

On 06/29/2013 at 1:18pm - misc - by perdix??? (woman) - Czech Republic

Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML

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On 06/19/2013 at 12:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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