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harrypotter4evur

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harrypotter4evur

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1071
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About harrypotter4evur : Great. We're all bloody inspired.

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harrypotter4evur's favorite FMLs

Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML

#21396858
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28682) - you deserved it (3074)

On 04/20/2015 at 2:06pm - animals - by craZycatLady - United States (Kansas)

Today, my exchange student asked me for a ride to a party at a friend's house that I didn't know about. When I said, "Oh, just let me change", she replied, "I just need the ride, you're not invited." FML

#21396492
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29873) - you deserved it (2744)

On 04/19/2015 at 9:46pm - misc - by me - Canada

Today, I was so sleep-deprived, I thought a white car driving toward me was a polar bear. I screamed like a little girl and started panicking. I live in California. FML

#21396178
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25729) - you deserved it (6782)

On 04/19/2015 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I read my 10-year-old sister's diary. That's how I found out about her disturbingly detailed plan to murder me, make it look like suicide, date my boyfriend after helping him get over my death, then marry him. FML

#21395572
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36031) - you deserved it (4627)

On 04/18/2015 at 3:01am - kids - by Anonymus (woman) - Sweden

Today, I got banned from my favourite online video game for calling a person on my team a "Baked Potato". FML

Today, at a mind-numbingly boring support session, everyone was talking about their hardships. One guy was talking about losing his leg in a car accident. I was half-asleep and asked without thinking, "Did you ever find it?" I almost shat my pants at the roomful of death glares that followed. FML

#21389976
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16698) - you deserved it (31642)

On 04/08/2015 at 12:08pm - misc - by S to the HIT (man) - United States (California)

Today, at the DMV I was told I had to prove, with a doctor's note, that I was an amputee and my disability was permanent to get my placard. Apparently, setting my prosthetic leg on the counter wasn't proof enough, and is considered "threatening". The police were called. FML

#21386342
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38019) - you deserved it (2086)

On 04/02/2015 at 2:43am - health - by usadisvet (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was sitting in a library when a cute boy approached me, so I grabbed the nearest book. When he asked me what I was reading, I said I was revising for an English test. He laughed and pointed out that my book was in French. FML

#21384778
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15092) - you deserved it (18051)

On 03/31/2015 at 3:24pm - misc - by ip7 - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML

#21384619
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28729) - you deserved it (4708)

On 03/31/2015 at 6:54am - health - by billy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML

#21377263
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (293) - you deserved it (9913)

On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML

#21376116
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34809) - you deserved it (59)

On 03/17/2015 at 1:09am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, at a music festival, some douche unzipped the back of my skirt, exposing my Ninja Turtle undies to everyone before running off. FML

#21369215
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30881) - you deserved it (4507)

On 03/06/2015 at 9:03am - misc - by no touching - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

#21367918
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31) - you deserved it (80)

On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

Today, I walked 20 minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML

#21367104
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30379) - you deserved it (2687)

On 03/03/2015 at 5:41am - misc - by Banana_Lord - United Kingdom (Fife)



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