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hare's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML

#18802490
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30322) - you deserved it (9157)

On 01/14/2012 at 1:52am - intimacy - by haggisbowl - United States

Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML

#18697253
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31154) - you deserved it (8043)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm - animals - by vanessa560 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while working the drive-through at Mcdonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" And throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML

#18279694
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39298) - you deserved it (5076)

On 11/18/2011 at 7:22am - work - by Anothernametaken (man) - United States

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

#17032745
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12232) - you deserved it (81013) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got more excited when two Kit-Kat bars fell at once in a vending machine than I did when I got married. FML

#16942912
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31855) - you deserved it (19273)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:14am - love - by jakewr - United States (Missouri)

Today, my Dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "mom". I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me something "nice". FML

#16293589
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78082) - you deserved it (4108)

On 05/22/2011 at 5:31am - misc - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML

#16258570
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36679) - you deserved it (22024)

On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML

#16125377
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47857) - you deserved it (4905)

On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -

Today, I realized I don't know which is sadder: the fact I have detailed conversations with myself in my car, or that I bought a Bluetooth earpiece so that I can do it in public without people thinking I'm a complete lunatic. FML

#15555921
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36926) - you deserved it (26486)

On 03/30/2011 at 12:54am - health - by shelby - United States

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51160) - you deserved it (9797)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51160) - you deserved it (9797)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape; his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML

#14909703
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56065) - you deserved it (14555)

On 02/09/2011 at 2:22pm - love - by Samyett (woman) - United States

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape; his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML

#14909703
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56065) - you deserved it (14555)

On 02/09/2011 at 2:22pm - love - by Samyett (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up after a dream where I got it good from none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. The problem? I'm a guy, and straight. Apparently my subconscious has a fetish for old Austrian bodybuilders. FML

#14081399
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31278) - you deserved it (6367)

On 12/04/2010 at 6:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61681) - you deserved it (13003)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)



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