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Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11235) - you deserved it (77850) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got more excited when two Kit-Kat bars fell at once in a vending machine than I did when I got married. FML

#16942912
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29571) - you deserved it (18492)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:14am - love - by jakewr - United States (Missouri)

Today, my Dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "mom". I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me something "nice". FML

#16293589
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74064) - you deserved it (3827)

On 05/22/2011 at 5:31am - misc - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML

#16258570
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33043) - you deserved it (20302)

On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML

#16125377
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45080) - you deserved it (4694)

On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -

Today, I realized I don't know which is sadder: the fact I have detailed conversations with myself in my car, or that I bought a Bluetooth earpiece so that I can do it in public without people thinking I'm a complete lunatic. FML

#15555921
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34869) - you deserved it (25426)

On 03/30/2011 at 12:54am - health - by shelby - United States

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46991) - you deserved it (9279)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46991) - you deserved it (9279)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape; his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML

#14909703
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51608) - you deserved it (13592)

On 02/09/2011 at 2:22pm - love - by Samyett (woman) - United States

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape; his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML

#14909703
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51608) - you deserved it (13592)

On 02/09/2011 at 2:22pm - love - by Samyett (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up after a dream where I got it good from none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. The problem? I'm a guy, and straight. Apparently my subconscious has a fetish for old Austrian bodybuilders. FML

#14081399
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28473) - you deserved it (6044)

On 12/04/2010 at 6:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57709) - you deserved it (12329)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he chose me out of all the hotter girls out there. He told me it's because I have great birthing hips. Apparently I'm having six children. FML

#13495933
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28016) - you deserved it (5044)

On 10/18/2010 at 5:06am - love - by louise. - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my parents told me that I was born to entertain my brother. I have found the meaning of life. FML

#11718705
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37309) - you deserved it (3659)

On 07/07/2010 at 5:43am - misc - by 42 (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I came back from a week long class trip. My mother took it upon herself to replace my bed sheets and clean my room. Apparently, she found a note under my mattress from my ex-boyfriend. It said "For all you future dudes, Connor was here first!" FML

#9645798
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31499) - you deserved it (9173)

On 04/05/2010 at 3:32am - intimacy - by FASHlONABLE - United States (California)



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