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  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 October 1991 (24 years)
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Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34049) - you deserved it (2814)

On 12/10/2014 at 9:05am - misc - by NotAnInLawFamilyMan (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was told by my doctor I should start eating meat again after two years of vegetarianism, in an effort to be healthier. After horrid gas after my first turkey sandwich, I was told that my body no longer has the enzymes to digest meat. My efforts to be healthy crippled my stomach. FML

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On 09/25/2014 at 2:21am - health - by skollasch - United States (California)

Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML

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