About hardcorepuppy : Hey my names Joel, I love music and movies. I really really enjoy playing my guitar and drums, i would go as far to say i love them :) I like to make people laugh so I tend to be silly and make jokes a lot. Anything else you want to know hit me up.
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by violated ._. / 08/22/2013 at 6:45pm / United States / Animals
Today, someone on Facebook posted a really tiny picture that I couldn't read properly, so I responded, "What is this? A picture for ants?!" Turns out it was a commentary about rape, and now I look like an insensitive jackass. FML
by Baustigt / 08/22/2013 at 10:48am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years old. FML
by Anonymous / 08/22/2013 at 12:48am / United States (Nevada) / Kids
by twatstick / 08/21/2013 at 1:30pm / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Work
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I couldn't find my insurance card, and the cop was very nice. He said not to worry about it, that I "looked like someone who had insurance." I'm not sure how to take that. FML
by Beegee / 08/21/2013 at 12:40am / United States (Colorado) / Transportation
by MissCharlotte / 08/21/2013 at 12:06am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/20/2013 at 6:46pm / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Intimacy
Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML
by Anonymous / 08/20/2013 at 5:37pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I woke up to a very unpleasant feeling. Apparently, the tattoo I got on my arm a couple of days ago attracted hundreds of ants during its healing process. They were literally carrying away pieces of my skin. I can not get the feeling or image out of my head. FML
by aly55a_mariie / 08/20/2013 at 3:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I walked in on my brother smoking weed. He immediately tried to hide it by dropping it down his pants, still lit. Screaming in pain, he pulled down his pants. The ashes burned his knob. I had to take him to the emergency room. FML
by bluerhhajfk / 08/19/2013 at 7:29pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Health
by sirradel / 08/19/2013 at 7:15pm / United States / Love
by AtomicDiamond87 / 08/19/2013 at 3:55pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a group presentation. I kept zipping my jacket up and down nervously. As I waited for my turn, I realized a bunch of classmates staring at me. I forgot that in the morning rush, I only put on a jacket. I only had a bra on underneath. FML
by xxSecretAngelxx / 08/19/2013 at 2:35pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
by Love stinks / 08/19/2013 at 9:06am / United States / Love
by Katthebamf / 08/18/2013 at 7:33pm / United Kingdom (York) / Work
- Today, after struggling with Erectile dysfunction I finally got an erection while my wife was home,… Today, locked out of my house for hours, I had to shit so badly that I found myself squatting under… Today,a woman began screaming at me for 15 minutes at the restaurant I work at. The reason why? I…