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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 June 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 20969
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About happy_me : hello. just go ahead and send me an email, since you're already looking at my profile, creep.

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Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68161) - you deserved it (7643)

On 08/13/2009 at 11:23am - intimacy - by esb (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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