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happy_me

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 June 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 21196
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About happy_me : hello. just go ahead and send me an email, since you're already looking at my profile, creep.

happy_me's page activity

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happy_me's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

happy_me's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML

by esb / 08/13/2009 at 11:23am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy