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by Lauren Smith / 10/17/2010 at 12:52pm / United States (California) / Kids
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by BathroomMuch / 12/25/2009 at 11:15am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I was late for an interview. Going into the elevator, a man ran up to the doors but since I was late, I pressed the "close" button. When I arrived to the office, the secretary asked me to wait. The boss walked in to interview me. The man whose face I closed the elevator doors on. FML
by xYumix / 11/17/2009 at 4:23am / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
Today, I submitted my 5000 word assignment. When I got home, my mother asked if I'd checked it through one more time like she always warned me to do. I hadn't. And I therefore hadn't noticed the paragraph on p11 that she'd written, telling me to pay attention to the small details. FML
by JZ / 10/30/2009 at 9:34am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I did a 3 hour long assignment for school. I was bored so I gave it the title "F***ing Assignment for a F***ing Teacher." I went downstairs only to discover that the printer was out of ink. So I sent it to her email, then I realized that I didn't change the title. FML
by BadStuden / 10/04/2009 at 9:47pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
Today, I had a meeting with the CEO about a promising job with good pay and benefits. Upon meeting, we immediately recognized each other. He was someone I used to make fun of in school all the time. He responded by refusing to interview me and had security throw me out by force. Karma bites. FML
by SucksToBeMe / 09/28/2009 at 2:31pm / United States (Nevada) / Work
Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML
by shushingmoon / 09/18/2009 at 3:15pm / United States (Louisiana) / Money
Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML
by nomorebeard / 03/25/2009 at 10:13am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I… Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger… Today, while at a party, a cute topless woman sat next to me to flirt with the guy on the other end…