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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 March 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of comments : 260
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I got a "save the date" card for the wedding of a couple my husband knows. I was excited because I really wish to be better friends with these people. I emailed the bride, "I got your STD!" and hit send before I realized how that sounded. FML

#60508
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11199) - you deserved it (41011)

On 02/17/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by silkytaco - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML

#33444
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53245) - you deserved it (5737)

On 02/12/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Duckie W (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML

#10022
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8670) - you deserved it (42072)

On 02/05/2009 at 1:04pm - misc - by Kevin (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20144) - you deserved it (34248)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I asked my mother if she thought my cat was getting fat. She replied "It's not the cat you should worry about". FML

#5051
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21735) - you deserved it (4741)

On 02/01/2009 at 10:22pm - animals - by mikep - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

#3375
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27576) - you deserved it (8057)

On 01/29/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by iFail - United States (California)

Today, my friend mentioned a book that reminded her of me, when I asked what it was called she said "He's just not that into you". FML

#2931
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18491) - you deserved it (1859)

On 01/27/2009 at 7:17pm - love - by Oh really - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30467) - you deserved it (9152)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30467) - you deserved it (9152)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

#1465
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26984) - you deserved it (2542)

On 01/17/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by Shantoya - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML

#1384
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11531) - you deserved it (33985)

On 01/16/2009 at 2:38pm - animals - by Fucked - United States (North Carolina)

Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML

#703
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7591) - you deserved it (28057)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm - love - by titou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went out for a drink with my girlfriend. Everything was going smoothly until her phone rang, she took the call and cut whoever it was off quite quickly by saying "I can't talk right now, I'm in the middle of a break-up". I certainly wasn't aware. FML

#622
22 comments

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On 12/29/2008 at 2:21am - love - by looz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

#10
69 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (295301) - you deserved it (28412)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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