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hanna_0619
  • Town/Country : spring, texas
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 May 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 101
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40702) - you deserved it (13917)

On 02/18/2014 at 2:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Virgin Islands, U.S.

Today, a group of friends and I went out to a fancy club together. The doorman checked us out and let everyone in. Everyone except me, that is. The doorman's reason: "Her face looks like a baboon's arse." My "friends" all went in anyway, leaving me to walk all the way home. FML

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On 06/28/2013 at 7:22pm - misc - by arse-face (woman) - Ireland (Clare)



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