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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 November 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 401
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About hammonds92 : Names Tyler. I'm weird, I got 8 tattoos, and I'm the father of a very hyper 2 year old.
Wanna chat hmu :) on here or ask for the smapchat

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Today, my parents were screaming so loud about who clogged the toilet that a neighbor called the police because they thought someone was in danger. FML

#21152412
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41772) - you deserved it (3778)

On 05/26/2014 at 4:28pm - misc - by dear god why (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my co-worker thought it would be funny to tell her husband that she cheated on him with me. I'm scared to death and I don't dare to go out by myself. FML

#20754723
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42235) - you deserved it (4295)

On 06/29/2013 at 6:19pm - misc - by unluckydude - Colombia (Boyaca)

Today, I was sitting in my car waiting my shift to start. I must've fallen asleep because I woke up to a call from my boss firing me. I was in the parking lot. FML

#19915541
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11228) - you deserved it (22080)

On 07/09/2012 at 5:26pm - work - by idiot - United States

Today, I volunteered to cater an event at school. A little girl asked for a big slice of cake so I gave it to her. She then puked everywhere and her parents blamed me and made me clean it up. The little girl sat there smiling at me while I cleaned. FML

#18504719
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28618) - you deserved it (3507)

On 12/13/2011 at 5:43pm - work - by thathottchickk - United States (Washington)

Today, I was attacked by my dad because I got my hair dyed and he thought I was a robber. FML

#14782840
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28523) - you deserved it (7646)

On 01/31/2011 at 12:47am - misc - by f -

Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML

#14160788
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35012) - you deserved it (3278)

On 12/11/2010 at 12:10am - work - by Anonymous - Indonesia

Today, I found dried cum in my hair - after being at work for two hours. FML

#13572879
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15317) - you deserved it (46279)

On 10/24/2010 at 3:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got my car back from the repair shop. After paying $400 for them to fix the scratches on the driver's side door, some one decided to key both sides of my car while I was on my lunch break from work. FML

#7199217
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30169) - you deserved it (2818)

On 01/07/2010 at 1:42pm - money - by Animal_aide (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML

#504108
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (160417) - you deserved it (8036)

On 03/21/2009 at 1:33am - intimacy - by willywonks (man) - United States (Texas)



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