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by Anonymous / 07/18/2013 at 9:03pm / United States (Oregon) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/17/2013 at 12:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by James / 12/17/2012 at 9:28pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML
by justlittleoldme / 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML
by mom21 / 02/08/2011 at 12:46pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
by - / 11/08/2010 at 7:38pm / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
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