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haley_radford's favorite FMLs
by loserman / 04/29/2014 at 6:40pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/27/2014 at 9:34am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML
by stalked / 01/08/2014 at 3:27pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friends and I went camping in the woods. I fell asleep first. Waking up hours later to them bunched up together in the middle of the tent and me half-way outside, I confronted them about it. They admitted, "We heard a bear so we needed a sacrifice." FML
by bear food / 01/07/2014 at 11:37pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/21/2013 at 1:26am / United States (New York) / Love
by oh why... / 12/20/2013 at 9:51am / United States / Love
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML
by gymgirl / 12/17/2013 at 6:48pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by confsused / 12/16/2013 at 12:49pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by igotpride / 12/09/2013 at 4:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by knee pain / 12/09/2013 at 2:17pm / United States / Health
by mistletoe / 12/08/2013 at 9:21pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML
by mystery / 12/07/2013 at 4:55pm / United States (North Dakota) / Intimacy
by eastsiderounder / 12/02/2013 at 12:11pm / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
by Anonymous / 11/16/2013 at 2:31pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML
by Anonymous / 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
- Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex… Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I… Today, my boyfriend again told me how he wants to have an open relationship. Of course, this means…