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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 932
  • Number of comments : 196
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About hairt : I feel like I'm the worst so I always act like I'm the best.

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Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36830) - you deserved it (7929)

On 09/08/2010 at 7:13pm - health - by Lauren - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was walking out of a Starbucks and saw someone walking out behind me, thinking it would be the nice thing to do I held the door open. I was holding the door for about 30 seconds before realizing I was holding the door for my own shadow. FML


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On 04/06/2009 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML


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On 03/30/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Mark (man) - United States

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