Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
About haha123321 : I happen to be addicted to this site. I love it. I'm 18 and I now live in Tampa, Florida. I could go on and on about my self but this is the FML website, not my facebook so whatever haha.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML
Today, the police stopped me for "driving irresponsibly" in the snowy conditions. After the 'lecture', they went to pull off in their Ford Focus Estate. Managing to go forward, they then hit a patch of ice and slid back. Instead of breaking or turning, they let it slide back into the front of my car. FML
Today, I was sitting beside this cute guy on a bench. Suddenly, he goes, "I know we don't know each other very well, but would you like to have dinner on Saturday?" I turn to him with a goofy smile, and exclaim "I'D LOVE TO!" He gives me a weird look, turns his head and points to his Bluetooth. FML
Friday 2 October 2015