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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1999
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

#21448078
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17020) - you deserved it (1657)

On 07/27/2015 at 2:55pm - love - by Afroman720 (man) - United States

Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa to very loudly ask why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer. FML

#21448024
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18327) - you deserved it (1321)

On 07/27/2015 at 12:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I found out my pregnant sister has been watching Teen Mom 2 to find out how to be a good parent. FML

#21447950
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20509) - you deserved it (1401)

On 07/27/2015 at 8:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I tried to wake my boyfriend up to sex. When I went to touch his penis, he elbowed me in the face, mumbled an apology and began snoring again. FML

#21447824
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17763) - you deserved it (3448)

On 07/27/2015 at 12:43am - intimacy - by anon - United States

Today, the drive-thru lady at Taco Bell broke my debit card and tried to hide it by wrapping it in a receipt. FML

#21447771
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20035) - you deserved it (1137)

On 07/26/2015 at 11:00pm - money - by stonehengeva - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML

#21447695
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15593) - you deserved it (9479)

On 07/26/2015 at 7:55pm - misc - by blondebarbie271 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I had to go to the emergency room in the middle of the night. Even though they know I don't have any money, let alone shoes on my feet, my parents have decided it's far too much trouble to come pick me up because we're on vacation and they want to have fun. FML

#21447671
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17319) - you deserved it (1285)

On 07/26/2015 at 6:47pm - health - by GreatParenting (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I went on a fabulous date with a really cute, smart, funny guy. He only mentioned his dad, so when I asked about his mom, I asked if they were divorced. She'd died of breast cancer so I felt awful. Then I asked if his dad had ever remarried. His stepmom had died of cancer too. FML

#21447547
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22691) - you deserved it (1782)

On 07/26/2015 at 2:15pm - love - by lextoast - Rwanda

Today, my friend told me that Otter Box phone cases protect the phone whether it's thrown or just dropped. I disagreed. He then threw his phone across the room into a cement wall to prove it. The phone's screen was completely shattered and now he thinks I owe him a new phone. FML

#21447294
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24550) - you deserved it (2171)

On 07/26/2015 at 12:38am - misc - by TheAce44 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her a pregnancy test. After using it, we couldn't find how to tell if she was or wasn't pregnant. After about 10 minutes of waiting, Google searching, and tension, I realized I had bought an ovulation test. FML

#21446911
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10417) - you deserved it (18164)

On 07/25/2015 at 6:10am - misc - by Mmm - United States (California)

Today, my grandma and I went shopping. When I picked up some shower gel, she started ranting in front of everyone that shower gel injures one's "lady parts" and causes infertility, and that she wants me to give her great-grandchildren. FML

#21446839
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20430) - you deserved it (1387)

On 07/25/2015 at 1:30am - misc - by for fuck's sake, gran (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I pulled several socks from under my son's bed. I spent far too long trying to figure out why they were so stiff before I finally realized. FML

#21446754
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25400) - you deserved it (4322)

On 07/24/2015 at 10:04pm - kids - by Sad Mom - United States (Texas)

Today, I was hanging out with my neighbor. He asked me if I wanted to play Twister, and I said no because I thought it would be weird. What was his response? "C'mon. You can leave if it gets sexual". FML

Today, as I was working at a bakery, a woman stormed in, cut in front of the line, and began yelling at me. She claimed I didn't give her a sandwich earlier and demanded a refund. She got the refund out of my paycheck, and as she was leaving she muttered, "Ha, works every time." FML

#21446622
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25139) - you deserved it (1713)

On 07/24/2015 at 4:08pm - work - by jb100 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was on a date, and I tried breaking the ice by telling him my best joke. He laughed hysterically for a good 10 seconds, started beating the table with his fist, then suddenly went deadpan and said "No, seriously, you're a moron. Screw this date." FML

#21446581
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24673) - you deserved it (2601)

On 07/24/2015 at 2:54pm - misc - by HAIL SITHIS (woman) - United States



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