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by not a dick-man / 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML
by soundslikeadumbcommentersituation / 07/11/2014 at 4:34pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by vegas-81 / 02/09/2014 at 10:39pm / France / Intimacy
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